I’m Victoria. I like girls, writing, and ring tailed lemurs. var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); var page = (''+window.location+''); document.write(''); Tumblr (3.0; @freudian-slippers)http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/<p>YES. Sooooo sick. I feel like my sinuses are slowly beating me to death with spiked bats. </p>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50915821674http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50915821674Mon, 20 May 2013 12:52:18 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whiskey-memories.tumblr.com/post/50749358761/bras-are-so-expensive-like-i-didnt-choose-the" target="_blank">whiskey-memories</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me</span></p> </blockquote>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50879330040http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50879330040Sun, 19 May 2013 23:15:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpc30fUV571qa2fg8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><span>INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB</span></p> <p>Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.</p> </blockquote> <p>This shit is dope.</p> </blockquote> <p>No, you may not enter my room.</p> <p>This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.</p> </blockquote>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50877704626http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50877704626Sun, 19 May 2013 22:54:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maf8p7OsVJ1qaqclho1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50877664129http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50877664129Sun, 19 May 2013 22:54:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b84137c441fc85cde143e05cf982a86c/tumblr_mm0c452Kkd1qht5n7o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50876951890http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50876951890Sun, 19 May 2013 22:45:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d23b6c9e84194b976a60b3818f252b8d/tumblr_mfcrlfCRDG1qzrhx3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lezgirlsrock.tumblr.com/post/38449705838/what-an-excellent-succinct-representation-of" target="_blank">lezgirlsrock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What an excellent, succinct representation of that.</p> </blockquote>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50874813917http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50874813917Sun, 19 May 2013 22:18:24 -0400<a href="http://www.gofundme.com/2ol284">Click here to support Fund Phoenix's Transition! by Phoenix Van Laanen</a>: <p><a href="http://thatfemmeboy.tumblr.com/post/50872995771/click-here-to-support-fund-phoenixs-transition-by" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thatfemmeboy</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote class="link_og_blockquote">My name is Phoenix, and I’m an eighteen year old soon-to-be high school graduate! I’m also transgender. I have lived as my true gender for almost three years, and, although I’ve struggled, I remain hopeful for my future. However, there’s a serious problem for me right now - money. My savings acco…</blockquote> <p>If you could help me by donating, or even just a reblog, please, please do. thank you!</p></blockquote>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50874432165http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50874432165Sun, 19 May 2013 22:13:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/717efb850197a8142a752c7d47c14b7a/tumblr_mkvo3bpau61rr3bf5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50874147601http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50874147601Sun, 19 May 2013 22:10:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://giraffepoliceforce.tumblr.com/post/47331017988" target="_blank">giraffepoliceforce</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.</span></p> </blockquote>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50873968337http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50873968337Sun, 19 May 2013 22:07:50 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://satans-fabulous-blog.tumblr.com/post/50708194810/morphingly-brightredkettle-are-you-the-sat" target="_blank">satans-fabulous-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://morphingly.tumblr.com/post/28534074534/brightredkettle-are-you-the-sat-because-id-do" target="_blank">morphingly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brightredkettle.tumblr.com/post/28433893263/are-you-the-sat-because-id-do-you-for-3-hours-and" target="_blank">brightredkettle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes</p> </blockquote> <p>with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.</p> </blockquote>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50873812788http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50873812788Sun, 19 May 2013 22:05:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lced4uENqw1qb9cz3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50872952411http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50872952411Sun, 19 May 2013 21:55:10 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://partybarackisinthehousetonight.tumblr.com/post/50313331058/toto-i-have-a-feeling-were-not-in-rack-city" target="_blank">partybarackisinthehousetonight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>toto i have a feeling we’re not in rack city anymore</p> </blockquote>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50852025732http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50852025732Sun, 19 May 2013 17:21:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2d60w9Qg51qa95clo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2d60w9Qg51qa95clo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50851910348http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50851910348Sun, 19 May 2013 17:19:47 -0400<p>Of course!</p>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50630551322http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50630551322Fri, 17 May 2013 00:01:29 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goobsohard.tumblr.com/post/39257784036/the-sexual-tension-between-two-people-when-one-of" target="_blank">goobsohard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”</p> </blockquote>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50591269477http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50591269477Thu, 16 May 2013 14:52:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qgdlpTxi1qad4ino1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50591153808http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50591153808Thu, 16 May 2013 14:51:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/574ed3770f319cdf14998e972cf9987c/tumblr_mmeoc9Dd721r0vprno1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/60631ba68c2c713279546a21a5337e94/tumblr_mmeoc9Dd721r0vprno3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14d5db476bacb90b138aa16c3f9a352d/tumblr_mmeoc9Dd721r0vprno4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/62b39852540901b1c1747ce64351725f/tumblr_mmeoc9Dd721r0vprno5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f58ad77ae535f00ea8277cac0e299a5/tumblr_mmeoc9Dd721r0vprno6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/626ee1d318f5619b214c73e68724482e/tumblr_mmeoc9Dd721r0vprno7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/83e3ddfed49e08be9d0771ac77efa707/tumblr_mmeoc9Dd721r0vprno8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a78b5635bc83819e2dd2bb3fb67f6eee/tumblr_mmeoc9Dd721r0vprno9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c454e1daaffd91163c6b8d15c916d3e1/tumblr_mmeoc9Dd721r0vprno10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://save-squidgy.tumblr.com/post/49823067338/has-anyone-even-realized-how-adorable-hairless" target="_blank">save-squidgy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Has anyone even realized how <strong>adorable</strong> Hairless Cats or Skin Cats are?</p> </blockquote> <p>So cute.</p>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50591132543http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50591132543Thu, 16 May 2013 14:50:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/129216cf4748c6a8abd083bc3a80be1c/tumblr_miy93y0kPY1qlgzn3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50590899526http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50590899526Thu, 16 May 2013 14:46:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cquesQZK1r0fqnto1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50590841086http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50590841086Thu, 16 May 2013 14:45:41 -0400<p>Political Science, most likely! I’ll be at Beloit College in Wisconsin! </p>http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50590356080http://freudian-slippers.tumblr.com/post/50590356080Thu, 16 May 2013 14:37:18 -0400